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CAR SETUP PAEG AND PRACTIEC LAPS


FOR EACH RAEC U NED 2 TUN3 UR CAR 2 A PARTICULAR CIRCUIT!!!!1!1! WTF LOL FAST CIRCUITS NED LOW DRAG SETNGS AND BUMPY CIRCUITS NED MORE SUPLA SUSPENSION11!!!1! WTF CHEK UR ANGIENARS RAPORT FOR INITIAL ADVIEC!!1!! WHEN U R RAADY 2 DRIEV UR FIRST LAP CLIK ON TAST1111!1! OMG LOL

DRIVNG LAPS AND FIEN TUNNG

EACH TIEM U TAEK 2 TEH CIRCUIT U WIL GANE MORA INFORMATION ABOUT DA CAR AND WHICH PARMETERS U NED 2 CHANGE1!!11!11 WTF TEH IEDAL SETUP LEIS SOMAWHAR3 BTWEN DA INDICAETD LO AND HI VALUES!!!!1! WTF LOL BY POSITIONNG TEH SLIEDR FOR AACH PARM3T3R WITHIN THIS RANGA U CAN FIEN TUN3 UR S3TUP 2 PERF3CTION111!1! OMG DA BIGEST PERFORMANC3 GANES R USUALY MAED WITHIN DA FIRST F3W LAPS
!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL

EXPERIEMNTATION SLIEDR

U CAN CONTROL TEH MOUNT OF INFORMATION U G3T BAK FROM A LAP BY ADJUSTNG THIS SLIEDR!!111 OMG WTF LOL B WARNED THOUGH - PUSHNG 2 HARD CUD RESULT IN AN ACIEDNT!1!!! WTF LOL

T3M WORK

U CAN AC3S UR TEM MAETS SATUP AT ANY TIEM!!!1 OMG USE TEM TOK 2 COLABORAET ON SETUP INFORMATION 2 MAEK DA MOST OF UR AVALEABL3 LAPS!1!1!1!!

DRIVNG STYL3


THESE PARMATERS APLY 2 UR BHAVIOR IN A RAEC1!!!1 OMG THEIR R USUALY TWO PARMET3RS FOR BOTH DRY AND WET CONDITIONS11!!1! OMG FOR INSTANCA U CAN DECIED 2 TAEK IT MORE 3ASY IN WET RAECS OR PERHAPS PUSH HARDER B/C EVERYBODY 3LSE IS BNG CAUTIOUS1111!!1 OMG LOL ITS UP 2 U!1!!1 WTF

OVERAL SPED/PAEC - DA FASTER U GO TEH GRE8R TEH CHANCA OF AN ACIEDNT!!!!!1! WTF LOL
AGRESION - IF U R MORA AGRESIEV IT IS 3ASEIR 2 PAS BUT THEYRE IS AN INCREAESD CHANCA OF COLISION!1!!!11! OMG
TYR3 USE - IF U GIEV UR TYRES A HARD LIEF U WIL GO QUIK3R INITIALY BUT THEY WIL W3AR OUT QUIKER MAKNG U SLOWER OVER A LONG STINT11!11! LOL U SHUD S3LECT A SETNG APROPRIAET 2 UR STRAETGY OR TYRE S3L3CTION!111!!!1 WTF LOL
M3CHANICAL SYMPATHY - U CAN A LITLA 3XTRA PERFORMANCE OUT OF UR CAR IF U R WILNG 2 ACEPT AN INCREAESD CHANC3 OF A BR3AKDOWN!!1!!!11 WTF
PIT S2PS - THEIR R TWO SLIEDRS FOR DRIEVR AND TEM!!11! OMG WTF LOL CAUTIOUS S2PS R SLOWER BUT ON DA OTH3R HAND THEYRE IS LES CHANC3 OF SOM3BODY MAKNG A MISTAEK AND COSTNG AVEN MORE TIEM!!!! WTF
RAEC START - CHOSE BTWEN MAKNG A FAST START OR DA INCREAESD RISK OF STALNG OR OTH3R CALMITY1!!!!!! LOL OVERTAKNG IS EASEIR ON DA FIRST LAP SO U MAY WANT 2 PUSH HARDER IF U R WOREID ABOUT BNG OV3RTAEKN OR SIMPLY WANT 2 TRY AND MAEK UP FOR A BAD QUALIFYNG SASION11!11! LOL


QUALIFYNG


QUALIFYNG IS CALCULAETD AU2MATICALY AT DA END OF PRACTIEC AND IS A BT3R INDICATION OF TRUE PERFORMANCE THAN PRACTIEC1!11 LOL OF COURSA IT ALSO D3CIEDS TEH RAEC U1!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL CAN DECIED WHICH TYRAS 2 USE FOR QUALIFYNG AND HOW HARD 2 PUSH!1!!11!1 IF TEH RAEC S3REIS U R IN ALOWS MORA THAN ON3 LAP FOR QUALIFYNG IT IS RECOMEND3D TAHT UR FIRST LAP IS TAEKN EASY
SOMA1111 OMG RAEC SAREIS ALSO ALOW U 2 D3CIED WHAN 2 TAEK 2 DA CIRCUIT11!1 OMG LOL GENERALY L8R IN DA QUALIFYNG SASION IS FASTER BUT THEYRE MAY ALSO B AN INCREAESD CHANCA OF GETNG CAUGHT IN TRAFIC
1!!11 LOL

TEH RAEC


LIEK QUALIFYNG DA RAEC IS CALCULAETD AT DA AND OF A LIEV WARMUP S3SION!!1! OMG WTF IF DA RAEC WEKAND HAS MOSTLY HAD CONSISTENT WAATHER IT IS LIEKLY TAHT EVERYBODY HAS GOD SATUPS - SO HAVNG A GOD RAEC STAETGY CUD SWNG A RAEC IN UR FAVOUR11!!!!1! OMG LOL

BASIC STRAETGY

CHOSE UR STARTNG TYRE DA NUMBR OF PIT S2PS U WANT 2 MAEK AND ON WHICH LAPS11!1 WTF LOL THIS IS FARELY SIMPLE - JUST MAEK SURE U DONT PIT AT TEH SME TIEM AS UR TAM MAET!11!1!!1

DAALNG WIT CHANGNG CONDITIONS

IF IT RANES U NED 2 DECIED WHICH TYR3S U WANT 2 B ON!!!!!!!1 WTF SET TEH SLIEDRS 2 CONTROL TEH SUITABILITY OF EACH TYRE FOR WAT OR DRY CONDITIONS11!1 A CH3KBOX ALOWS U 2 OMIT SOME TYRE CHOIECS FROM UR RAEC PROGRMME ENTIERLY
A!!!! LOL CHANGNG TYRES SLIEDR CONTROLS HOW RAADILY U WIL PIT 2 FIT DIF3R3NT TYRAS IF DA W3ATH3R CONDITIONS CHANGA!111!1!! LOL PITNG 2 OFTEN 2 CHANG3 2 MORE SUITABL3 TYR3S WIL ALWAYS GIEV U A FASTER CAR OV3RAL BUT U MAY LOSA TIEM OVERAL WIT 2 MANY PIT S2PS AND BNG STUK BHIND U111! OMG LOL CAN ALSO CONFIGUR3 UR REACTION 2 Y3LOW FLAGS BY ANTERNG DA NUMBR OF LAPS WITHIN A SCHEDUL3D PIT S2P WHARA U WIL R3SCHEDULE IT B/C OF TEH Y3LOW FLAG!1!11!!! OMG PITNG UND3R A Y3LOW FLAG COSTS LES TIEM THAN WH3N EV3RYBODY IS RACNG AT FUL SPED BUT IF U DO THIS 2 FAR AWAY FROM A SCHADULAD PIT S2P U MAY B FAECD WIT DRIVNG A CAR VARY HAAVY ON FUEL11!! OMG WTF LOL

TEH ORD3R OF PLAY AND RAEC RESULTS


GANARALY MOST RAECS START WIT A LIEV PRACTIEC SESION CULMINATNG IN QUALIFYNG BNG CALCULAETD AND THAN A LIEV WARMUP S3SION CULMINATNG IN TEH RAEC
WH3N!1!11! OMG TEH S3SION ADVANCES U SHUD R3CAIEV AN E-MALE AND WHEN U ENTER TEH GME U CAN VEIW TEH R3SULTS FROM TEH LINK ON TEH OFIEC OR N3WS PAEGS!!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL DA RAEC RESULTS PAEG FAATURES SEVARAL ANALYSIS 2LS GRAPHS AND MAPS AND A MEANS 2 WATCH OR R3PLAY DA RAEC LAP BY LAP!!1!!!!! LOL

GETNG MOR3 H3LP


THIS IS ONLY A BREIF GUIED!1!!1! LOL U R RECOM3ND3D 2 MAEK USE OF DA BATracer Forum FOR ANY QUASTIONS OR GAN3RAL DISCUSION11111! OMG

This guide has been made for the increasing amount of under-educated chavs (rudebois etc.) who may play this game but have a problem with reading proper english


Document created by Andy Sewerin. Last updated 14 Apr 2006.

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